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[photog]

Today 2:42 PM

i'm having noodle soup for lunch, want some? 🍜

ramen?

nah, cooked, man

i hate you so much

𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵, 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯

Comments

[mirrortide]

dont worry ill only drop you if you annoy me

[photog]

is that supposed to be reassuring?

[mirrortide]

yeah im not great at it

[photog]

dropping people, I hope?

[mirrortide]

no being reassuring im great at dropping people

[photog]

I have a really sneaking suspicion that I'm not the right person for the job anymore

[mirrortide]

youll be fine i wont drop you

[photog]

I hope so, if my life depends on it. the last thing I want us to become is a pair of chutes straight into a skyscraper

but okay, uhm

puns aside

I'm not really kidding I'm kinda scared of heights that high? but if it something that'll help everyone out, I'm willing to give it a try

[mirrortide]

i guess that would make sense but i promise i wont drop you especially since that probably wouldnt make people like me much?

[photog]

[caring about whether or not people like you. big mood.]

I mean... probably not, but you seem pretty nice.

have you flown around the town already to see what it looks like?

anything neat catch your eye?

[mirrortide]

[seems pretty nice.... hm.]

its a wreck theres nothing around more or less the planet itself seems kind of dead in most spots

[photog]

[he's a trusting person, at least up until he's dropped from a mile into the air.]

not sure I really buy the whole idea of us doing the dirty to bring back life, but it's kinda sad. what happened to this place?

[mirrortide]

do the dirty???

[photog]

yeah, you know. like, the vertical shuffle? stuffing the taco. the mattress dance?

[mirrortide]

uh

[photog]

uhm... sex, Pierre

[mirrortide]

oh

yeah that seems dumb i dont know how they think thatd work

also some of us dont even do that kind of thing you know

[photog]

yeah but like

they drugged the food to make people want to.

they desecrated the only good thing left in this world

[mirrortide]

oh did they i didnt notice

i dont eat

also i dont think itd effect me anyway because i dont have the parts needed i think

[photog]

wait

you don't eat, you can fly, and you can't get laid

you're not a sentient space ship, are you?

[mirrortide]

actually im a gem

[photog]

you don't know a guy by the name of Dino Ghiranze, right?

[mirrortide]

no???

[photog]

oh pshew that's a good thing

okay, so i'm obviously the squishy human type and I'm not sure what exactly all what a gem entails, but do you want to try and take a shot at it?

maybe like

I dunno, some light practice in flight to make sure I don't do something stupid like flail and bring us down?

[mirrortide]

oh dont worry even if you flail i wont drop you ive got a very good grip

but yeah sure maybe we can get some stuff done