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[photog]

Today 2:42 PM

i'm having noodle soup for lunch, want some? 🍜

ramen?

nah, cooked, man

i hate you so much

𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵, 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯

Comments

[photog]

what are you map making qualifications like?

[mirrortide]

i can fly and also i have an extremely good memory

[photog]

nice! I'm extremely ground ridden and have the memory of a goldfish so if we team up, I'm sure we can get the job done

[mirrortide]

yeah that general told me i should talk to you for that reason so here i am

so what ahould i lift you up or something to take a picture from the air is that how thisll work

[photog]

General James Ironwood of Atlas? pretty cool guy if you ask me

oh, yeah! like a jet pack.

that sounds like a really cool idea. are you sure you can carry a person and fly at the same time?

[wait for it.]

[mirrortide]

i dont see why it wouldnt work youre just a human right

[photog]

yeah, but I'm a pretty down-to-earth guy

[mirrortide]

what does that have to do with carrying you

[photog]

me and heights are like ex-lovers that went through a really messy breakup and I haven't left rock bottom over it yet

[mirrortide]

dont worry ill only drop you if you annoy me

[photog]

is that supposed to be reassuring?

[mirrortide]

yeah im not great at it

[photog]

dropping people, I hope?

[mirrortide]

no being reassuring im great at dropping people

[photog]

I have a really sneaking suspicion that I'm not the right person for the job anymore

[mirrortide]

youll be fine i wont drop you

[photog]

I hope so, if my life depends on it. the last thing I want us to become is a pair of chutes straight into a skyscraper

but okay, uhm

puns aside

I'm not really kidding I'm kinda scared of heights that high? but if it something that'll help everyone out, I'm willing to give it a try

[mirrortide]

i guess that would make sense but i promise i wont drop you especially since that probably wouldnt make people like me much?

[photog]

[caring about whether or not people like you. big mood.]

I mean... probably not, but you seem pretty nice.

have you flown around the town already to see what it looks like?

anything neat catch your eye?

[mirrortide]

[seems pretty nice.... hm.]

its a wreck theres nothing around more or less the planet itself seems kind of dead in most spots

[photog]

[he's a trusting person, at least up until he's dropped from a mile into the air.]

not sure I really buy the whole idea of us doing the dirty to bring back life, but it's kinda sad. what happened to this place?

[mirrortide]

do the dirty???

[photog]

yeah, you know. like, the vertical shuffle? stuffing the taco. the mattress dance?

[mirrortide]

uh

[photog]

uhm... sex, Pierre